Humor

I have decided that, since i have a name (Grass) u deserve one too so i decided for u because u do not have a say in this because i decided so. You readers shall be my field, big field in which i can expand, and grow in you( that was a bit perverted but u get the point). My green field will be so full of grass that it will become grass itself and it shall not be field anymore but giant grass. It's a bit like an invasion, me invading ur mind and taking over, simple, right? So Field , for every post i
make and every post u read a blade of grass grows in
u and for every blade of grass that grows in u the more I get in ur head, the more I fuck u up and the more control i take, but fucking u up is a good thing, after i have invaded u shall look like this :
   Now, doesn't that look pretty, don't u just look nice. Field i'm starting to really like the way u look after i take over.
    The title says humor and u might take this as a joke
but , no, this is not a joke and humor is my imaginary friend inside my head which is amused by everything in life and finds humor in anything. He is the one giving me ideas to write so next time i mention Humor i'm referring to him. I feel like a priest today, blessing all of u with such pretty names. I bet that Humor and Field shall get along just fine...just fine...(sigh)
(sooo....in conclusion the grass is always greener for Humor)